googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
ohitscastiel: When people on Tumblr use my real name instead of my url.
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
aditsmebitch: itmakesnosense: Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun. Never forget
a-wild-johansson-appears: gallifrey-feels: bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol You are a...
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via coffeesand)
loliconprince: loliconprince: im going in the XD tag wish me luck Regret
methlabrador: hotbabysitter: What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently. fuck kind of bus do you ride
zaymmaliks: SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
unicornsandrainbowmoustaches: hazwards: do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet my entire life
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
pattinsin: i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear